13th April 2016
Is a real Alpha male,
In charge of kulture and art
His bird’s a bit of a tart.
6th April 2016
Schooled at Eton,
Rubbing shoulders with millionaires,
But being mealy mouthed about his tax affairs.
4th April 2016
Rural folk raising sheep in pastures,
Helen and Rob Titchener
Getting attention from the Prime Minister.
2nd April 2016
Hurt the Toon Army,
With his goal for Norwich City,
Not safe yet – more’s the pity
1st April 2016
May have been small, but
Per square inch, he had more gags
Than Paul Daniels had shags
30th March 2016
EU subsidy taker,
Editor of the Daily Wail
In terms of hypocrisy – off the scale
29th March 2016
Tried so hard,
But it wasn’t just Cilla
Whose career came to an unfortunate end at the Villa
28th March 2016
Man of thrills
Putting groups of male and
Female onto a jungle island.
27th March 2016
In Warhorse was killed by a German machine gun,
In The Night Manager he’s a British spy,
But more James Bond than Kim Philby.
26th March 2016
The Right Honourable Nicky Morgan,
Has the swivel eyed stare of a gorgon,
If she changes all our schools to academies,
Who will teach our children about the birds and the bees?
25th March 2016
Left One Directioners frantic
When this day last year he left the group
Swimming in the soup.
24th March 2016
Led the Serbs against the Bosnians of Alija Izetbegovic,
He bombed Sarajevo and slaughtered the innocents of Srebrinica as well,
May he rot in hell.
23rd March 2016
Fought off the EU Tampon Tariff,
It will cheaper, not paying the tax,
A budget amendment sponsored by Tampax
22nd March 2016
The lovely Melanie Onn,
MP for Grimsby now Austin has gone,
Saw her on the telly
Giving grief to Gideon – a true yellowbelly.
21st March 2016
The Right Honourable George Osborne
Filled his budget with Daily Mail arousing tax cutting porn,
But it was all a mess,
Because of IDS.
20th March 2016
The Reverend Richard Coles
Is a saver of poor lost souls,
If he hadn’t been a Gooner
Maybe he’d have saved them sooner.